Bacon Potato mash

A very rare event for a friday night - I cooked dinner. Usually, I don't have the stamina to do such things until after I've eaten (at which point cooking dinner is somewhat moot).

Anyway, a Bacon Potato mash it is - and here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
750g Potatoes (pref new season's)
4 eggs
6 Rashers bacon
1t Salt
1T Cayenne Pepper
1t Cracked Pepper
1T Paprika
1T Mustard
1/2 Cup Mayonnaise
1T Fresh Parsley Leaves
1Cup Celery
1 Red onion

Method:
Boil the potatoes, but not entirely to mush.
Boil the eggs.
Dice and fry the bacon.
Mix the herbs, spices, mustard and mayo in a mortar and pestle.
Chop Celery, Parsley and Onions.
Mix, mash, and serve...

The last portion :).